Contact

There is no support desk. There is one person, who reads what comes in. This page is the shortlist of where to put it.

Start here. Most questions about a board are best answered in the thread under the item they are about — it puts the answer where the next person will see it, and it is where the argument belongs anyway. If the board is yours and you want it changed or removed, that thread works too, and it is faster than anything else.

By topic

A board that is wrong, broken, or should not be here — the thread on that board, or the wall if it is not about a specific board.
Your account or your data — see the privacy page for exactly what is stored and how to have it deleted.
Pro, sponsorship, or a paid placement — read the Pro & sponsorship page first; it lists the options and the prices.
Everything else — fcthq.com is the front door to all my other work and the fastest way to reach me. The FunnyCraft Discord is the same community.

What to expect

Messages are read by one person, usually in the evening, usually on a phone. Replies are not guaranteed and may be short. If a request is about deleting something you made, that part is usually fast: say clearly what you want removed and it will come down.

Two things that will get a faster answer: what you want, and where it is. "Please delete the board called X" is easier to act on than a long story, and a link to the exact thread is faster than a description of it.

What is not accepted

Paid votes, vote trading, automated voting, sockpuppets, and bulk posting. None of that is for sale and none of it is welcome — it would make the site worse for the one thing the site is for.

Last updated 20 October 2026.